POV: You just told someone from Fort Worth that Fort Worth is "basically Dallas"

I have made a terrible mistake.

Things that are safer than telling someone from Fort Worth that it's "basically Dallas":

• Cutting someone off on 635
• Telling a Texan you prefer Kansas City BBQ
• Wearing an Eagles jersey to AT&T Stadium
• Putting beans in chili

Fort Worth people when you say "DFW is just one city":

• Their eye twitches
• They take a deep breath
• They begin a 45-minute lecture on how Fort Worth is "the real Texas"
• They mention that Fort Worth has the Stockyards, better museums, and actual culture
• They bring up how Dallas is "all corporate and no soul"
• You are now trapped in this conversation forever

Meanwhile, people from Dallas when you mention Fort Worth: "Oh yeah, that's out west, right? I think I went there once for a concert."

The rivalry is real but only one side is keeping score.

Anyone else deal with this?