In DFW, your highway says more about you than your zodiac sign.
75 (Central Expressway): You live north. You work downtown. You think Plano is the center of the universe. You're probably right.
635 (LBJ): You've seen things. Your insurance rates are higher than average. You have a therapist. You need one.
DNT (Dallas North Tollway): You have money, or you THINK you have money. You're willing to pay $5 to save 7 minutes. Your TollTag bill is $200+ per month.
I-35E: You're either going to Fort Worth, coming from Fort Worth, or stuck in construction. There is no fourth option.
I-30: You live in Arlington and have accepted that your life is a highway between Dallas and Fort Worth. You attend Cowboys and Rangers games. You eat at Texas Live. You're fine with this.
I-35W (Fort Worth): You think Dallas is overrated. You're probably wearing boots right now. You've been to the Stockyards in the last month.
George Bush (PGBT): You live in the suburbs and you're proud of it. Your commute involves 3 highway changes. You have a podcast backlog measured in weeks.
I-20: You exist south of the Trinity River and the rest of DFW forgets about you. You deserve better.
Your highway. Your personality. Tell me I'm wrong.