Confessions

I judge people based on which highway they take and I'm not sorry

In DFW, your highway says more about you than your zodiac sign.

75 (Central Expressway): You live north. You work downtown. You think Plano is the center of the universe. You're probably right.

635 (LBJ): You've seen things. Your insurance rates are higher than average. You have a therapist. You need one.

DNT (Dallas North Tollway): You have money, or you THINK you have money. You're willing to pay $5 to save 7 minutes. Your TollTag bill is $200+ per month.

I-35E: You're either going to Fort Worth, coming from Fort Worth, or stuck in construction. There is no fourth option.

I-30: You live in Arlington and have accepted that your life is a highway between Dallas and Fort Worth. You attend Cowboys and Rangers games. You eat at Texas Live. You're fine with this.

I-35W (Fort Worth): You think Dallas is overrated. You're probably wearing boots right now. You've been to the Stockyards in the last month.

George Bush (PGBT): You live in the suburbs and you're proud of it. Your commute involves 3 highway changes. You have a podcast backlog measured in weeks.

I-20: You exist south of the Trinity River and the rest of DFW forgets about you. You deserve better.

Your highway. Your personality. Tell me I'm wrong.

DFW, what say you?

Community ReportAutomatedSource: Community ReportPublished: Apr 4, 2026, 1:26 AM

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