Been here about a year now. There were things I expected — the heat, the big trucks, the BBQ obsession. All true.
But nobody warned me about the toll roads everywhere, the fact that allergies here would ruin my life, or that "winter" means 70 degrees on Tuesday and ice on Wednesday.
What caught you off guard when you first moved here?
Hail. Nobody told me about the hail. First spring here my car got destroyed. Get comprehensive insurance immediately.